Like I don't feel shitty enough already
You're so unpleasant (and judgmental and hypocritical) sometimes

Fuck it's even not like I wasn't trying
I think the feeling I've been trying to approximate with words like 'upset' and 'angry' for the past three weeks is disappointment

Hedonism's out, masochism's in
'My thing is to work more than the others to show them how useless they are' - Karl Lagerfeld
(When Karl Lagerfeld starts being relevant to your life, you know shit's getting motherfucking serious)

Can't write in sentences more than 140 characters anymore (thanks Twitter)

Don't fuck up.